June 2012
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geocities:
Currently getting paid to eat a bagel, listen to Leonard Cohen, and google the difference between nova lox and belly lox. This regular-ass smoked salmon is way salty.
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Walking Brody
Kids: DANG THAT'S A BIG DOG!
Me: Yep.
Kids: I'M SCARED!
Me: Don't worry, he's nice.
Kids: DOES HE BITE?
Me: No, he's nice.
Kids: DOES HE BITE?
Me: No.
Kids: DOES HE BITE?
Me: No.
Kids: ARE YOU SURE HE DOESN'T BITE?
Me: He doesn't bite.
Kids: CAN I RIDE HIM?
Me: I -- no. Don't do that.
Kids: HOW DO I MAKE HIM BITE?
May 2012
70 posts
But not Sophie Auster, whose lit-star dad Paul bought her a one-bedroom condo...
– Paul Auster’s Daughter Loves The Condo Her Dad Bought Her | Observer
“bought her a one-bedroom condo when she was a senior at Sarah Lawrence”
“bought her a one-bedroom condo when she was a senior at Sarah Lawrence”
“bought her a one-bedroom condo when she was a...
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You know you're from Maryland...
if, when watching The Wire, you ask “where did McNulty go to high school?”
At the time of night when guests become disk jockeys, sifting through the...
– Jay McInerney, Brightness Falls
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Wait, Lennie Briscoe is the voice of the...
HEY DID U SMILE TODAY!? - Lil B
– https://twitter.com/#!/LILBTHEBASEDGOD (via diorpaint)
Which Remix Of Juvenile's "Ha" Is Your Favorite?
deoptimize:
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Decided on an apartment in Philly
Psyched.
"Know That You Will Screw Up": Real Talk for New... →
alexbaca:
GOOD has a pretty OK collection of “real advice” for college graduates up today. I say “pretty OK” because the “real talk for new grads” schtick is almost as annoying as the traditional, platitude-filled, bullshit graduation speech. “Real talk for new grads” essentially boils down to “here’s how to not be a shitty person.” You should know how to not be a shitty person after four years...
Eduardo Saverin wants to de-friend the United States of America. Sen. Casey and...
– - Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY)
Did Chuck Schumer really just use “de-friend” and “status update” in a legal metaphor about Facebook? Really?
Over the years I have collected so many books that, in aggregate, they can...
– Marilynne Robinson, “Imagination & Community” (from her new collection of essays, When I Was A Child I Read Books)