June 2012
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ListenSo good.
Jun 1st
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geocities: Currently getting paid to eat a bagel, listen to Leonard Cohen, and google the difference between nova lox and belly lox. This regular-ass smoked salmon is way salty. approve of all three of these
Jun 1st
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Walking Brody
Kids: DANG THAT'S A BIG DOG!
Me: Yep.
Kids: I'M SCARED!
Me: Don't worry, he's nice.
Kids: DOES HE BITE?
Me: No, he's nice.
Kids: DOES HE BITE?
Me: No.
Kids: DOES HE BITE?
Me: No.
Kids: ARE YOU SURE HE DOESN'T BITE?
Me: He doesn't bite.
Kids: CAN I RIDE HIM?
Me: I -- no. Don't do that.
Kids: HOW DO I MAKE HIM BITE?
Jun 1st
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May 2012
70 posts
“But not Sophie Auster, whose lit-star dad Paul bought her a one-bedroom condo...”
– Paul Auster’s Daughter Loves The Condo Her Dad Bought Her | Observer “bought her a one-bedroom condo when she was a senior at Sarah Lawrence” “bought her a one-bedroom condo when she was a senior at Sarah Lawrence” “bought her a one-bedroom condo when she was a...
May 31st
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ListenAlbum of the Day - Lindsey Buckingham, Law And...
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You know you're from Maryland...
if, when watching The Wire, you ask “where did McNulty go to high school?”
May 31st
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“At the time of night when guests become disk jockeys, sifting through the...”
– Jay McInerney, Brightness Falls
May 31st
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ListenAlbum Of The Day: Cass McCombs, Catacombs
May 31st
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May 29th
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ListenSummer songs for summer people.
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Wait, Lennie Briscoe is the voice of the...
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May 27th
“HEY DID U SMILE TODAY!? - Lil B”
– https://twitter.com/#!/LILBTHEBASEDGOD (via diorpaint)
May 26th
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ListenListen
May 26th
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Which Remix Of Juvenile's "Ha" Is Your Favorite?
deoptimize: n/t
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Decided on an apartment in Philly
Psyched.
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"Know That You Will Screw Up": Real Talk for New... →
alexbaca: GOOD has a pretty OK collection of “real advice” for college graduates up today. I say “pretty OK” because the “real talk for new grads” schtick is almost as annoying as the traditional, platitude-filled, bullshit graduation speech. “Real talk for new grads” essentially boils down to “here’s how to not be a shitty person.” You should know how to not be a shitty person after four years...
May 22nd
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“Eduardo Saverin wants to de-friend the United States of America. Sen. Casey and...”
– - Sen. Chuck Schumer (D-NY) Did Chuck Schumer really just use “de-friend” and “status update” in a legal metaphor about Facebook? Really?
May 18th
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“Over the years I have collected so many books that, in aggregate, they can...”
– Marilynne Robinson, “Imagination & Community” (from her new collection of essays, When I Was A Child I Read Books)
May 18th
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